In a striking demonstration of holiday desperation, British tourists have been seen queuing for over an hour at the Barceló Lanzarote Active Resort in the Canary Islands, all in pursuit of prime sunbed real estate. On May 28, footage captured diners resorting to alarm clocks as early as 8am, despite pool openings not scheduled until 9:30am. The lines of determined sunseekers, armed with towels, sunscreen, and flip-flops, have become a routine spectacle at this popular resort. Isabelle Hanssen, a guest from the Netherlands, observed this phenomenon, noting that the queue often consists of British holidaymakers with a smattering of Germans.

This scenario reflects a broader trend in holiday behaviours, as British tourists across popular destinations in Spain engage in their own version of sunbed warfare. Reports from Mallorca indicate that some guests have begun placing towels at pool entrances as early as 6:30am, leading hoteliers to adapt by delaying pool openings. The lengths some travellers will go to reserve a spot underscore the intense competition for limited seating around hotel pools, particularly among middle-aged and older visitors. Similar scenes unfolded in Tenerife, where tourists queued as early as 6am to secure sunbeds at the Spring Hotel Bitacora, showcasing a well-orchestrated ballet of hurried placements and competitive dashes upon opening.

The rising tensions surrounding this increasingly ritualistic struggle for sunbeds have attracted criticism, with some viewers branding the behaviour as “pathetic” and indicative of deeper issues around holiday etiquette. Reports of confrontations over sunbed claims have become commonplace, such as an incident involving two British holidaymakers engaged in a heated dispute at a Lanzarote hotel and another altercation in Turkey where a tourist faced violence over a sunbed complaint. Such incidents shed light on the darker side of this holiday phenomenon, highlighting the lengths to which some individuals will go to secure leisure time, sparking outrage and incredulity among both tourists and local residents.

Even as this spectacle unfolds, the debate over more equitable sunbed allocation practices persists, with some commentators suggesting that hotels should consider assigning sunbeds per room to mitigate the chaos. A refreshing yet cautious proposal, it speaks volumes about the frustrations many tourists experience: trying to enjoy a leisurely holiday while entangled in the competitive fervour of daily sunbed reservations.

As the holiday season rolls forward, the stakes for securing sunbathing spots show no sign of abating. Locals in various Spanish resorts have taken to mocking the queuing behaviours of tourists, with unflattering terms like “the walking dead” being thrown around in jest. The practice of reserving sunbeds with towels remains a point of contention, leading to rising tensions between locals and visitors. As these antics capture headlines and social media attention, one must wonder what, if anything, can be done to bring a sense of order—and dignity—back to beach holidays.

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Source: Noah Wire Services